Anyway im just going to post up personal facebook like phrases that actually apply to me. (they're mostly found on acelike or something like that)
♥ Being bored in the car and waving to random people, and people actually wave back. (I did that once, and it freaked me out. Never did it again lol)
♥ Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
♥ that moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
♥"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so can you not flirt with my fish?"
♥"My english class analyzes literature more than the author probably did. "
♥"Send failed would you like to retry?" Well obviously... "
♥"I worry when I see a ceiling fan sway violently :S "
♥"Eating around the sandwich first, the best part in the middle last "
♥ Dear teacher. I asked u to explain this question, not read it and ask me how to do it. (They happen WAYYY too often.)
♥ When i was little i sang "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P"
♥ I know alot more than you think I know. I just keep it to myself to save the trouble of an argument.
♥ '1, 2, 3, smile! . . . did you take it yet? . . . oh crap its on video.'
♥ Some people you meet through life should come with a warning label. (:D lol)
♥ DONT TOUCH MY HAIR...... " touchhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ( SMACK!) WTF DID I SAY?!
♥ For those who have experienced the pain caused by stepping on a LEGO.
♥ Stop making me laugh I'm mad at you!
♥ You say I'm dirty minded - but how did you understand what I meant? ;)
♥ Saying "Yeah, I'm on my way." When you're still at home.
♥ Paper cuts: so small, but so evil.
♥ I still laugh when everyone else is over it (this is my personal warning label :D)
♥ I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit.
♥ Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
♥ Teacher: Do not leave this assignment until the last minute. Pupil: Challenge Accepted!
♥ *Pssst* .....is that a guy or a girl????
♥ home alone+unknown noises=ninja mode
♥ Having a mini heart attack when the teacher calls ur name (Every single subject, every single semester. fml.)
♥ I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D (my HS friend told me her parent's complained that i made her noisier :l)
♥ I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
♥ When I Play Fighting Games I Press Random Buttons And Hope For The Best
♥ Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
♥ being sarcastic & everyone thinks ur being serious (Oh Geez, that just happend to me on Thursday, I told one of my friend's friend she went out to eat when she went home and he asked if she went home already. lol.)
And then there are those that don't apply to me, but when I read it, I was like.. WHOAAA, these guys are pretty smart, eh?
♥ The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
♥ Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
♥ Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
♥ "Why are you talking during my lesson?" ... "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
♥ S [H E] B E [L I E ]V E [D] ♥
♥ Winnie The Pooh was based on psychological problems: Winnie had an eating disorder, Pigglet had generalized anxiety disorder, Eeyore had major depression, and Tigger had ADHD.
♥ If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
♥ Become a fan if you know someone who needs a smack in the face witha shovel
♥ Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
♥ A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an a$$hole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
♥ I miss when math was 2+2 (not 3X+7=4X+6), when drama was when someone stole your crayons (not your friends), when 5th grade was the highest grade in school (not 12th grade), and when punishment was time-out (not detention).
♥ I bet the meaning of life is...BACON!!!!!!!! (OMIGOSH MY BACON SUSHI ROFLMAO!)
♥ Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 (OMIGOSH, AWESOME!)
♥ Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
♥ We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
♥ You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
♥ I named my Ipod "Titanic",so...when i enter in iTunes it says "syncing Titanic" and I feel like a HERO when I press "Cancel".
♥ Brunette: ''Do you know that Christmas is on a Friday this year?'' Blondie: ''Oh, let's hope it's not going to be the 13th!''
♥ Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?
♥ i feel bad for the kids these days....their cartoons SUCK :/
♥ 'hey Hitler, I think you lost something!' -'what?'- 'world war 2, bhahaaa!' (Ok, this one is just... ZHADOU MOMENT!!!)
♥ You: "I'd like a Coke." Waiter:"Is Pepsi ok?" You: "Is Monopoly money ok?"
Ok, im bored of searching already, I'll do it some other time when I'm bored :D
try acelikc, likebored, likepage.biz if you're bored and have nothing better to do than like stuff :l
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